Sitting around the house can be fun but every so often it feels good to get up and go out, enjoy the world for what it is and go on a grand adventure you can tell your kids about.
It doesn’t happen often, and with all the school work, real work, video games, and ladies from across the street it is amazing it happens at all. So grand a thing we document it all for you and put it on a website, like the modern people do!
It’s that time of year again, were we all sit back and reflect on the past year, picking our personal favorites in music, movies, video games, and really all pop culture for that matter. What do we want to live on past this year, and what do we want to die with our old fireman calendar?
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Sometimes life can just be to much. Not to worry, CricketSoda cares and wants to help. That is why we have created the Vent Your Misery To College Students hotline! In our spare time when we are not working on CricketSoda, we will talk to you about whatever is bugging you. We have a unique perspective of the world, and perhaps can shed light on something you troubling you.
Members of the CricketSoda staff, college students waiting to wash you in newfound knowledge, are standing by ready for your call. Click the button above to get more information. We look forward to speaking with you.
Denton – Michelle Mashburn, 23, a pirate wrench whore, passed away from studentdom, at the University of North Texas on December 15, 2007. Family surrounded her as she peacefully went with her Lord to a new exciting world of master degrees and careers.
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I have always been a huge fan of Poker, but the problem is I am either too broke to play, or I have other things I rather spend my money on (food, diabetes supplies, gas, girlfriend). So, to allow me and my friends to play without falling into a endless debt hole, I have created CricketSoda’s Poker Club.
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Fatty Poindexter will be playing up at Riprocks in Denton, Texas tonight. Be there at 10pm and get a drink, enjoy the show, and dance your ass off.
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So I have a habit of buying four letter domain names. In the past they have been very lucky when it comes to reselling them, and while I don’t think all four letter domains names are easy to remember or type for the matter, I figure as soon as one comes available, if I can get it, I should. It is hard to come by an available four letter domain name, so I figure they must be worth something. I bought this one domain name 0sys.com and since I can’t really do anything with it yet I figured I would use it!
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If you have yet to see the amazing, talented, and sexy sob that people call GAAH(N) you are missing out so bad. His solo show is like cream in your mouth. The best part is you can sit close enough, to get cream in your mouth.
From the Official GAAH(N) wire:
howdy there, stragglers…
GAAH(N) (Solo)
Tuesday, November 20
Cool Beans
1210 W. Hickory
Denton, TX
10pm-1am
21+/FREE…because autumn’s coming on wednesday, and turkey on thursday…
mmm turkey,
gaah(n)
See you there.
I find it very hard to believe that Peyton Manning has fans. He can throw a dead pig to his blockhead homeboys and despite the fact I love Football more than my wife, that is a very fucking nugatory talent. I hate splitting hairs, but the point I’m trying to make is that this witless penisface crybaby needs to get the fuck out of my television. Take some lessons in tact from Sir Tom Brady, and stop using your “talent” to sell me stupid fucking credit card and cell phone bullshit. Watch this commercial:
Payton Manning at his most invidious worst.
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The local University of North Texas Norml organization announced a list of events planned for this month.
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School has started, and with that many crazy times to be had by all. This year though, seems more uneventful, with little going on other than studying and flute playing. Many players and pimps, usually partying it up this time of year, blame the apathetic hippies who just want to sit around on the streets talking all types of crazy “shiznit.”
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