Carl’s Jr. Texas
by: Levi BlackmanQuest for the Best
It was a lot easier than I thought it would be. All I had to do was make a simple suggestion, and before I knew it, everyone was up for the trip.
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// Food / Cooking
Nachos are It!
by: Levi BlackmanNachos Win the Title of Food of the Month
It took us a while to get over last months food, pancakes. After days, many hours of fork shoveling, we all sat our sticky plates in the sink and called it a day. A person can only sit for so long stuffed to the top before the person starts to wonder what you should do with your life. A void starts to form where the pancakes once were, and again, the search for something new to big joy to life begins.
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The Cricket Cola
by: Levi BlackmanThey stole my idea once again
I am really pissed off that they have a cola called “Cricket Cola.” It is like big corporations are spying in on my life to get ideas. My whole life is just some big experiment to help them get ideas on how to sell shit.
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Pancakes are It
by: Levi BlackmanSome of life’s best food is flat
It may be considered a morning food, but I can eat them all the time, and I do. In fact, today I had them for dinner. A friend had to bring over some eggs, and being the pancake snob I am, I made them from scratch, starting with flour and sugar, adding eggs and milk and a touch of cinnamon to make them just right. Talk about heaven in your mouth!
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I Love Bacon
by: Levi BlackmanIt makes my life better
You would not believe how much I love bacon. It has to be one of my most favorite foods in the world. Francis Bacon, now that guy was lucky. Not only was he born into a position of great privilege, the sixth son of Sir Nicholas Bacon, Keeper of the Great Seal for Elizabeth I, but he also had bacon in his name! Bacon has a profound impact on the world, and makes all of our lives better.
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Hoopa! For Donuts!
by: Levi BlackmanThe dough that makes our world a better place.
It just turned 5:00A.M. and the first few cars of the morning appear on the road outside. It is the time that donut shops open. Released into our world; thousands upon thousands of donuts made so carefully by the loyal donut shop workers. All different kinds from sugar glazed to cream filled chocolate log. Fantasies fill the dreams of those who still float in space, swimming in sleep.
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