And not sell your soul to the devil
Today the plastics industry is one of the most profitable for business men and women who partake in the trade. Made from dinosaurs and other like material, plastics help people daily with tasks that would be impossible without them.
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Sugar + Diabetics = Orgy
Cake…cake…cake! Hey cake! Our buddy Josh drove an hour to be with us for his 21st birthday, and the least we could do is make a creepy movie about our love for his birthday cake. It may have only been around for a few minutes before we managed to eat it, but the memory still remains strong.
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Chicken Sandwich is hear to save the fucking day yeah!
Every so often we get the change to indulge in one of the finest foods known to man. Not only does it taste great, but it is filling, and 600% more healthy, according to us, than anything else we could have eaten.
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They just rock that much.
We didn’t have any milk, and so we thought that we couldn’t make pancakes. Vicky is a smart one though, and she decided that it would be okay to use half and half because it is mostly milk. It was a good idea, and soon we had pancakes.
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What will this mean for the Food of the Month?
Pancakes have won for the second time the food of the month. In no other time in CricketSoda history has an event like this taken place. It was thought that it would never happen; that food just couldn’t win more than once, and that once you won you got your prize and 15 minutes of fame and then you have to sit down. But today’s announcement that pancakes have won might change the way everyone looks at food of the month.
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Diet Dr. Pepper and the Many Great Things It Give Us
When it comes to drinks, you really want the best. More than anything else, you put drinks in your mouth, and me being diabetic, I especially like drinks. I have tried many different types of drinks and found most to be to much like syrup, with enough sugar to kill several small animals, or so much like water that I feel like I am wasting my money.
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With these eight steps.
urning your front yard into a mini golf course is super easy. Follow these steps:
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Quest for the Best
It was a lot easier than I thought it would be. All I had to do was make a simple suggestion, and before I knew it, everyone was up for the trip.
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Nachos Win the Title of Food of the Month
It took us a while to get over last months food, pancakes. After days, many hours of fork shoveling, we all sat our sticky plates in the sink and called it a day. A person can only sit for so long stuffed to the top before the person starts to wonder what you should do with your life. A void starts to form where the pancakes once were, and again, the search for something new to big joy to life begins.
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