I figured out why no one laughs at this one joke that I thought was hilarious, and my dad thinks in hilarious, but than no one else on the planet thinks in funny. The joke is, when someone is having a hard time saying something, you but in a say “That’s easy for you to say!” in a kinda offended tone. I usually follow it with loud chuckles that yields strange looks from everyone around me.
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I was at a seedy strip club on Ventura. The women danced on stage, wrapped themselves around poles, ground themselves into the laps of lecherous businessmen unwinding after long hours at the office. I had a rum and Coke and was sitting at the bar, peering up every so often at the naked women, with Danny, my former college roommate who was going through a bitter divorce. His wife, Manda, was divorcing him because he frequented too many strip clubs.
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I had a little to drink. So, in celebration of the experience, I thought I would post something I could laugh at when I wake up sober in the morning. Feel lucky you are reading this because I may delete it in the morning.
If you had a million dollars, would you give it all away? What if giving it all away meant that you always had people on your side no matter what you thought? All that money would buy a lot of friends. Then again, those type of friends always stab you in the back. So what are you buying then by giving the friends you always had you fortune? If you have close friends like I do, by making them never have to worry, at least for the time being, about money problems and all that stupid shit, you might just find an army behind you, supporting your every move. You might not even need money after that point, because all those you made rich will support you.
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The whole trip in Spain, Gary wanted to finally reveal to his mother that he was gay. He was amazed that his mother hadn’t figured it out on her own but still, Gary now 20, he knew she had no idea.
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The following transcript is between SFD Chief James Button and Employment Analyst Dale McSwain 8/3/05.
Dale: Thanks for seeing me this afternoon, Chief Button.
James: Call me Jim.
Dale: Very well, Jim.
James: Check that. Chief Jim. Yes. Call me Chief Jim.
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Gerald didn’t have a lot of money but he had a lot of love for Angelica and so he wanted to show each and every day how much he loved her. It started with little notes that he placed on her windshield as he left for work at the hardware store across town. They were simple little notes saying things like, “You mean the world to me,” and “You make me so happy,” and, a direct life from that Jerry Maguire movie, “You complete me.” Angelica thought it charming to see those little notes on her car. She kept them in a shoebox.
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