It’s about time people around these parts were motivated to make the world a better place. I mean look at old faithful Fido sleeping on the couch while you watch people fight on YouTube. He yearns for the great open plains where he can run free like the young dog that lives inside him.

So, in an attempt to help dogs everywhere get the exercise they so badly need, I present to you, 10 reasons to get off your ass and walk your dog:

10. If you really wanted to go on a walk, your dog would walk you.

9. Lock your girlfriend and your dog in the trunk and drive around for a bit. When you open the trunk who do you think is going to be glad to see you?

8. Have you ever tried a piece of the food you feed your dog? Doesn’t he deserve some special treatment since he is force to eat crap all his life?

7. It gives you an excuse to exercise, and if you don’t your letting down your best friend.

6. Your dog doesn’t make fun of you when you run out of breath.

5. You reward your dog with treats when he does a trick. Your dog will reward you by sleeping after you do your trick (taking him for a walk).

4. Dogs could want you to do something horrible, like babies that think its funny when you hurt yourself. Instead they just want you to walk, and feel bad for your when you hurt yourself.

3. That hot neighbor of yours is never going to notice you if you don’t leave your house.

2. Dogs rule, cats drool.

1. In your next life you could be a dog.

And there you have it. Now go walk puppy Mingles.

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