Archive for August, 2004

Hoopa! For Donuts!

Monday, August 9th, 2004

The dough that makes our world a better place.

It just turned 5:00A.M. and the first few cars of the morning appear on the road outside. It is the time that donut shops open. Released into our world; thousands upon thousands of donuts made so carefully by the loyal donut shop workers. All different kinds from sugar glazed to cream filled chocolate log. Fantasies fill the dreams of those who still float in space, swimming in sleep. (more…)

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Help I Can’t Stop Eating Yummy Food

Wednesday, August 4th, 2004

(I had a dream the onion) and Watching People Sleeping, the Queries… (more…)

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6 Year Old Jam Food Poisoning

Tuesday, August 3rd, 2004

Alaska – His friends pleaded with him, begging him not to eat the jam. They told him it would make him sick and that it had been sitting in the sun on the back porch for 6 years. The strawberry jam inside the jar had faded from the bright red of its prime to a faded pink. (more…)

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