A reflection of a strange time

It is really strange how the world works. You can’t apply this to every situation, and I know some people live their lives nobly and with good cause, but a lot of the time the only reason people are able to survive is because they have information other people are too busy to learn themselves. (more…)

All the stress of the holiday season is causing trouble for some

In the small town of Hannee, people have a hard time finding things to do. The town in small, and offers only a coffee shop and a few bars. Many times, to fill the hours local residents will go drinking. This is all fine and fun, until someone falls into the uncontrollable cycle that is alcoholism. (more…)

Since when was this holiday not about the kids?

In this crazy world we live in, it is sad the lengths even our childhood heroes have to go to survive. I noticed it back on a road trip. We were driving through a small town and stopped in this run down grocery store. All we really needed was drinks and something to snack on to hold us over until we could get to our hotel room. (more…)

Nachos Win the Title of Food of the Month

It took us a while to get over last months food, pancakes. After days, many hours of fork shoveling, we all sat our sticky plates in the sink and called it a day. A person can only sit for so long stuffed to the top before the person starts to wonder what you should do with your life. A void starts to form where the pancakes once were, and again, the search for something new to big joy to life begins. (more…)

I have an arch nemesis. Her name is “Norah Jones”

I have an arch nemesis. Her name is “Norah Jones”. I can’t go through one day without reading her name, seeing her face, or hearing her music. And furthermore, I can’t go through one day without comparing my life to hers. Today is no exception. (more…)

According to witnesses at the scene, after a long marathon of movies, many of the participants fell asleep. (more…)

Isle 4 next to the cheap DVD bargain bin

At this point, I don’t really know anymore. I can’t see the light at the end of the tunnel or anything like that. I see a future, filled with good and bad, but no light. I want my light, I really need some type of guideline. (more…)

Toothpaste Industry is excited about the upcoming trend

According to local sources it is once again cool to brush your teeth. In fact, our studies show that if you are not brushing your teeth at least once a day, you are now considered uncool and will be cast away from many social circles. The toothpaste industry is excited about this new trend, and expects sales to skyrocket. (more…)

Father of Two Claims Lap Top Caused His Offspring to be Strange

Local man Johnny Thunder Gonzolohoes is trying to spread the word about the dangers of lap top computers. He sits on the corner of the street waiting for people to come by so he can hand them a flyer outlining the dangers of lap top computers. He is motivated by one purpose. (more…)

Thick walls of nothing in my path

What to write about….what to write. Hmm…that spot on the floor is a cool shape sorta. Maybe I could write something about that. You know, like a history, or maybe an analysis of its shape and composition. I don’t know, people hate spots, and really, it is just an everyday spot. If I want to make it I am going to have to write about something that really gets peoples attention. (more…)

Anorexic Modest Mouse Eplodes the Top of the Charts

Every month CricketSoda covers many topics and bring people to our site who are searching for many different things. These keywords, the words people search for to find or site, are really interesting and can really aid understanding the strong and weak points of CricketSoda. (more…)