Anorexic Modest Mouse Eplodes the Top of the Charts
Every month CricketSoda covers many topics and bring people to our site who are searching for many different things. These keywords, the words people search for to find or site, are really interesting and can really aid understanding the strong and weak points of CricketSoda.
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Today I worked as Clifford the Big Red Dog at the Golden Triangle mall in Denton. I spent a good hour dressed up in a thick hot dog outfit, waving to all the little children, giving out hugs, rolling around on the ground, wagging my tail, and getting hit from all directions by a barrage of little bodies.
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Thank Goodness I found something to be thankful for
I had a crazy dream last night, and I am still struggling to understand it. In the dream I was face to face with a huge turkey. The turkey had to be the size of a car, and for some reason, the only thought going through my head as I looked into those huge beady eyes was that this thing could kick my ass.
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And Their Wild Adventures
It is amazing what college kids will do when you get a little liquor in them. This last Friday police responded to a burglar alarm at a store a few streets down from mine. When they arrived, they found the back door lock broken, and the door left open. Nothing was missing inside except a 40-gal trash can.
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Because They Keep Getting Shot and Stuff
Terrorists from a cell in Fallujah are demanding better premiums on their health care. They claim that just because they are terrorists, they deserve the same coverage as the average citizen. Reports say that health insurance for Terrorist can cost up to 4000% more than a middle aged man living in the United States. Terrorist claim that shot wounds are treated cheaply, and they shouldn’t have to pay more because they don’t live as long.
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And we have a new president
By: Common Citizen Journalist : Voting for the next president of CricketSoda started at the beginning of November, 2004 and lasted until midnight November, 17, 2004. Out of the 22 votes received, 68% went to the incumbent Levi Blackman, who will now take his still warm seat at the head of all operations.
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Are You Scared Yet?
Halloween this year was all about showing off your costume without spending any money. We were all broke as dogs, but managed to create a look like no other.
He is a collection of images from Halloween 2004 in The CricketSoda Circle.
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I went to Fargo, North Dakota for the 2004 PGI convention. We blew up a lot of cool things, and played with the coolest fireworks. A rekindled flame lit inside my soul, sparking my interest in GREAT EXPLOTIONS.
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Says it will Help Get Him In Touch With Feminine Side
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