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Archive for 2004
6 Year Old Jam Food Poisoning
by: Levi BlackmanAlaska – His friends pleaded with him, begging him not to eat the jam. They told him it would make him sick and that it had been sitting in the sun on the back porch for 6 years. The strawberry jam inside the jar had faded from the bright red of its prime to a faded pink.
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Levi Does Eamon
by: Levi BlackmanThis song really blows, but it is funny to people who have just broken up with their long term girlfriends. It helps them make fun of the situation instead of falling down a desperate depression spiral. It gives them a chance to laugh and have a good time even though they wished for death. So now I bring to you me singing it. I hope it helps.
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A Movie About Buffalo
by: Levi BlackmanIn high school I had a friend who’s family owned a ranch filled with buffalo. They had over 2,000 buffalo on their ranch, and the only thing they did with them was make buffalo jerky or fly over them in their helicopter to scare them so they could see a stampede. I learned a little about buffalo from this guy so when Crissy told me buffalo were extinct, I had to make a video showing Crissy the true state of buffalo.
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Love Apples
by: Levi BlackmanIt used to be so easy to be romantic. Back in the days before the invention of daily showers along with a long list of smell good bacteria killing products, men used to get the attention of their desired lady friend by rubbing apples under their armpits until they have a thick coat of natural sexually stimulating pheromones. This would drive the women insane. They would hold on to these “love apples” throughout the night dreaming of the wonderful man who had rubbed it with such passion on hit ripe pit.
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The Destruction of a Microwave
by: Levi BlackmanAfter I moved out of my old apartment I had this microwave that didn’t work anymore. I decided to make the best out of the situation and destroy the microwave with a baseball bat. Kris the roomate was upset when he found broken microwave pieces in the parking lot. The flour was just an added extra.
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Food Makers Free From Fat Addicts
by: Levi Blackman My dream of getting real fat off fast food and then taking Jack in the Crack to court has been smashed by congress because they passed a new bill. This “cheeseburger bill” protects food places from blame for making me fat.
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The Results are In!
by: Innocent PedestrianThe election for the President of the Universe of America Today has come to a close. It was a tight race between running mates Levi Blackman and Vicky Riddle, but in the end voters chose Levi Blackman to be the next president.
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My Enchanting Evening With Zola
by: MichelleThe night Zola the robotic beauty stole my heart
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A Picture Worth A Thousand Looks
by: Levi BlackmanI don’t really know how it happened. It was just one of those things where I woke up one day and someone who has a lot of friends found the picture. Brandon and I started to go crazy one night when we tried to finish a 100 page magazine in a week and never slept. We thought it was a good idea to have a spread in the magazine about how crazy we went from lack of sleep. Our journalism teacher disagreed and we ended up dropping the spread. We still have the pictures and the memories though, so I made the best of it and put the pictures on CricketSoda.
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