Hightimes Needs You!
by: Levi BlackmanMake sure the right girl gets the prize!
Dear Cricketsoda Fanatics,
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Archive for 2005
Fried Rice (entree version) Recipe Out of Order for ADD Readers
by: Nug get You’ll need:
- rice
- bacon or cooking oil
- stir fry veggies…the more the merrier
- 1 egg (unless you’re making a fuckload or just want more eggy protein)
- soy sauce
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Y D0 U H8 M3 WH3N 1 LUV U?
by: Beth AdkinsA girl gets off from the vibration of her laptop
Why does my computer hate me? Why does it feel it must hold something against me for every time I have turned it off without shutting down all of its programs first? My sister’s dog does it to her when she doesn’t play with it enough. She’ll leave it outside for days at a time, and when she will finally let it sleep in her room again, it will eat her cell phone charger. My affection for both my computer and my sanity prompted me to write the following apology letter to my one true love in the midst of our ongoing spat, in hopes that it might aid in the reconciliation of our differences.
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The Kayla Kat Series
by: Levi BlackmanMarley the cat loves to model for pictures. Here is a black and white series of this too cute cat.
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I’ll Never Reproduce with You
by: Brandon Brady
With the holiday season approaching, I feel more and more obligated to share with you a secret. I have since now only told my girlfriend, and I must admit that I was both mortified and humiliated by her response. To me, it is but a genuine shout-out to the one guy who made my childhood kick ass. To her — well, I’ll quote her. “You’re a class act…a class act dumb ass. Get a freaking life. I’ll never reproduce with you,” she said.
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Hamster Nugget New Market Trend Hit!
by: Levi Blackman
(satire disclaimer) A new product hit selves last week and the public response has been amazing. Hamster Nuggets are all the rage, and future product expansion plans are working to ensure the “hamster as a food,” trend continues.
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How to Make a Million Dollars in Plastics
by: Levi BlackmanAnd not sell your soul to the devil
Today the plastics industry is one of the most profitable for business men and women who partake in the trade. Made from dinosaurs and other like material, plastics help people daily with tasks that would be impossible without them.
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