What a fucking shame
Myspace was bought by The Fox News network for $580 million, growing the Fox Media’s empire another great bit. Everyone I know is on that damn website, and our household uses it everyday. (more…)
Its the best way to earn a living
In our world today there are many ways to earn a buck. We have tried to compensate for the lost of jobs due to technology. No longer do we have to hunt for food and gather fruits and nuts to stay alive. Life for the human has gotten easier and now we spend a good bit of our time learning and playing, exploring the world in more detail than we had time for before. To come up with these new ways to generate money so that we can buy more machine produced food product, we have to be creative more so than ever before. (more…)
They just rock that much.
We didn’t have any milk, and so we thought that we couldn’t make pancakes. Vicky is a smart one though, and she decided that it would be okay to use half and half because it is mostly milk. It was a good idea, and soon we had pancakes. (more…)
What will this mean for the Food of the Month?
Pancakes have won for the second time the food of the month. In no other time in CricketSoda history has an event like this taken place. It was thought that it would never happen; that food just couldn’t win more than once, and that once you won you got your prize and 15 minutes of fame and then you have to sit down. But today’s announcement that pancakes have won might change the way everyone looks at food of the month. (more…)
Mexico just can’t handle America’s massive rear end
If you have only been a tourist in Mexico and have never lived here, you may have never noticed this. Mexico is a country of little butts and its entire infrastructure is designed for their small, and perky rear-ends. In know this for a fact because I am a professional writer trained to note and record such things. (more…)
Diet Dr. Pepper and the Many Great Things It Give Us
When it comes to drinks, you really want the best. More than anything else, you put drinks in your mouth, and me being diabetic, I especially like drinks. I have tried many different types of drinks and found most to be to much like syrup, with enough sugar to kill several small animals, or so much like water that I feel like I am wasting my money. (more…)
I was reading this morning that in November 2004, Congress approved all the $16.2 BILLION dollars NASA sought for its 2005 budget. Can you even fathom that much money? What makes me particularly surly this morning after reading that piece of “Space: the Final Frontier” news is that I did so with a sinus infection that could kill a herd of elephants, a pod of Killer Whales, and the population of Costa Rica. I have been fighting this infection for the past three weeks. (more…)
And Laugh All The Way To The Bank
(satire disclaimer) “All need is dark; Pretty front.”
When I spoke to Diego Salazar for the first time, he wasn’t much of a talker, but I could tell before we even sat down in his doghouse that he was holding out on me- hiding the special secrets to living lavishly. (more…)