So lets celebrate with a fantastic party!

In order to get some hype and talk going about our party, I though I would let you guys in on a little info about hobos. Maybe this will help you come up with the ultimate hobo façade. (more…)

It may be wonderful to look at, but I am in hair hell

When I got into high school I found fashion. I could wear something different to school to get different reactions from people. At the peak of my fashion experimentation I wore some huge black tents for pants. I could fit a person in each pant leg, and they were hot. It was the middle of summer, and my sister couldn’t understand why I would wear something like that. (more…)

Sugar + Diabetics = Orgy

Cake…cake…cake! Hey cake! Our buddy Josh drove an hour to be with us for his 21st birthday, and the least we could do is make a creepy movie about our love for his birthday cake. It may have only been around for a few minutes before we managed to eat it, but the memory still remains strong. (more…)

Local Band Rocks but Forgets to Roll

Local band Screaming Nectar Suckling Tits on Whore Street were criticized by many after their show last week were they left out the roll the entire show as a statement against domestic violence. Many patrons of the event said they didn’t care about domestic violence, because they were all 13 – 18 years old, and saved money all week just to be able to get in. (more…)