Make sure the right girl gets the prize!

Dear Cricketsoda Fanatics, (more…)

You’ll need:
- rice
- bacon or cooking oil
- stir fry veggies…the more the merrier
- 1 egg (unless you’re making a fuckload or just want more eggy protein)
- soy sauce (more…)

A girl gets off from the vibration of her laptop

Why does my computer hate me? Why does it feel it must hold something against me for every time I have turned it off without shutting down all of its programs first? My sister’s dog does it to her when she doesn’t play with it enough. She’ll leave it outside for days at a time, and when she will finally let it sleep in her room again, it will eat her cell phone charger. My affection for both my computer and my sanity prompted me to write the following apology letter to my one true love in the midst of our ongoing spat, in hopes that it might aid in the reconciliation of our differences. (more…)