87% of homes in the United States with teenagers, don’t have enough fun time

(satire disclaimer) San Antonio, TX — Teen Fun Assurance Corporation has recently launched its “teen fun time assurance” business. This service provides teens with a chance to store, as well as securely share specific details about the lack of safety features in their parents homes before a party starts.

Teens are given access to an online database and then asked to fill out an online questionnaire. The questionnaire asks the teen to fill in information about specific fun time items such as the location of firearms, knives, alcohol, condoms, morning after pills, wipees, Kleenex, energy drinks, no-dose and other material. This information is sure to help ensure a fun time for the teens.
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and our money to help recover

The amazing city of New Orleans is back bioottchh (I’ve heard that if you use at least one urban term a day, you will live longer or something). Never mind the stench from the still burning bonfire created for the purpose of disposing dead bodies, it’s frickin party time! (more…)

Publisher of children books goes for the vulgar sells

(satire disclaimer) Houston, TX - In a shocking revelation to parents everywhere, yet another interactive Elmo book has been found to contain questionable phrases and questions. (more…)