The Special Stripper Stank is a think of the Past

(satire disclaimer) San Antonio, TX - A new scent removal product hitting store shelves this summer is sure to strike fear in the hearts of wives everywhere. New “StripperBGone” spray by the makers of Febreze promises to remove the conspicuous odors left on a man after visiting a strip club. (more…)

54,000 people either died or were killed as a result of lack of public safety

(satire disclaimer) Los Angeles, CA - An attempt to shine light on the importance of police, firefighters, and doctors turned out not to be such a good idea after 54,000 people either died or were killed as a result of lack of public safety services yesterday. (more…)

Home sweet home

The creative juices are running high, the spirits are even higher, and for the first time in more than a year, I feel like I can breathe without having to worry about mold in the air that will eventually kill me. (more…)

When I first heard about it I didn’t really think much about it because it seemed like a far fetched idea, and that people were just trying to spread paranoid propaganda about the ending of the world. After a while, and even more so recently, I have been hearing it on a daily basis, and I feel like some truth exists behind it, especially after The New Yorker, and many other creditable news sources have pointed it out as a problem. (more…)

Humping show didn’t catch an audience like first suspected.

(satire disclaimer)A new TV series hoping to cash in on the success of such amazing shows such as dancing with the stars and skating with celebrities has been abruptly canceled. “Dry Humping With Broadway Performers” had been given a top evening spot on the UPN network. (more…)

If the world were out to get you, I think they would have already.

Reaching the point of insanity that there is no turning back is something that can be both irritating and entertaining at the same time. Our former volunteer writer, who you will soon find out has reached said point, has requested that we remove her name from our website, and thusly will be called “Whoa Lanuh Chill Out,” for posterity’s sake. (more…)

Actual people in real life reportedly lame.

(satire disclaimer) Myspace has become a popular phenomenon, but another trend is started to arise that is worrying normal everyday citizens just trying to build mutually beneficial relationships with actual cool people. People who are actually lame are looking really cool by spending countless hours working on their Myspace profiles, getting their pictures just right, and reading books on how to be cool on Myspace. This is confusing the “normals” and making for a hard time in their daily lives. (more…)