I didn’t do much with my Easter this year. Things have been stressful and I really just wanted to relax on this cooler than usual April sunday. So, I found some videos on Youtube, and I thought you would all enjoy a looksie. (more…)

Due to an unexpected snow storm hitting parts of the south now trying to celebrate Easter, Christ’s resurrection has been delayed due to the unholy winter like conditions. Apparently the Christ Creator busted a lube tube and will take a few days to fix. (more…)

Tonight CricketSoda will be out at Hailey’s with our own little booth set up. This is your chance to get free stickers, and get your face and artwork on CricketSoda! Please come out and give us your support. (more…)

You know, I have been working on this website for so long, and no one seems to care. No one reads this shit anymore, and I never get any compliments from the ladies. Well, I tell you know, my time has come, and I will no longer be that CricketSoda loser guy. I have decided to sell CricketSoda for $1.6 million dollars to the eBay company. (more…)