It was the show of a lifetime, and we all knew it. It isn’t very often that you will see us braving the cold in line outside a club in Dallas, but inside that club one of our newest favorites and two classic acts would be rocking the house. (more…)

I have always been a huge fan of Poker, but the problem is I am either too broke to play, or I have other things I rather spend my money on (food, diabetes supplies, gas, girlfriend). So, to allow me and my friends to play without falling into a endless debt hole, I have created CricketSoda’s Poker Club. (more…)

Fatty Poindexter will be playing up at Riprocks in Denton, Texas tonight. Be there at 10pm and get a drink, enjoy the show, and dance your ass off. (more…)

When you are the greatest band of all time, with millions of fans in every nation in the world, and your contract with your major controlling recording label comes to an end, it is time to unleash the ideas, the innovation steaming in the back of your head. Freedom has come to you to do what you want with your music Mr. Yorke, and you have not let us down. (more…)

The White Stripes released a video today on MTV’s website featuring Jack White bull fighting for their song “Conquest.” You get to see Jack prance around in a very authentic looking bullfighters costume and Meg, smiling from the sidelines, plays her usual accent role appearing for only a few moments in between clips of Jack’s action. (more…)

I figured out why no one laughs at this one joke that I thought was hilarious, and my dad thinks in hilarious, but than no one else on the planet thinks in funny. The joke is, when someone is having a hard time saying something, you but in a say “That’s easy for you to say!” in a kinda offended tone. I usually follow it with loud chuckles that yields strange looks from everyone around me. (more…)

So I have a habit of buying four letter domain names. In the past they have been very lucky when it comes to reselling them, and while I don’t think all four letter domains names are easy to remember or type for the matter, I figure as soon as one comes available, if I can get it, I should. It is hard to come by an available four letter domain name, so I figure they must be worth something. I bought this one domain name 0sys.com and since I can’t really do anything with it yet I figured I would use it! (more…)

(satire disclaimer) The West Creek Elementary School has banned most forms of Mexican food including the “Exploding Motherload” burrito and “Omar’s Spicy Pepper Pouch” after an incident late yesterday morning involving an entire English class. According to preliminary reports, a male 3rd grade student went to fart on another students face “bare assed.” The victim suffered burns on 90% of his body, and later died at the hospital from extrema fart toxic shock. The doctor who tried to save the young student was also killed from a rare allergic reaction to extremely spicy peppers. (more…)

I wish everyone a happy Thanksgiving this year. Recently, times have been a little hard and I don’t get to eat as much as I should, and I am looking forward to eating as much as I possibly can without getting sick. I feel like it is wrong though if you do all this thanking and don’t even realize what you are truly being thankful for. (more…)

If you have yet to see the amazing, talented, and sexy sob that people call GAAH(N) you are missing out so bad. His solo show is like cream in your mouth. The best part is you can sit close enough, to get cream in your mouth.

From the Official GAAH(N) wire:

howdy there, stragglers…

GAAH(N) (Solo)
Tuesday, November 20
Cool Beans
1210 W. Hickory
Denton, TX
10pm-1am
21+/FREE

…because autumn’s coming on wednesday, and turkey on thursday…

mmm turkey,
gaah(n)

See you there.

Brandon’s soul must be saved, and we are here to rescue him. Video originally released March 14, 2006, and known in the close circle of friends as the Brandon slapping his ass video. Enjoy! (more…)

No Cat Ladies Please! Recently divorced 35 y/o widower (long story) looking for smart, lively, unmarried woman to make a new life with. I’m a kind man seeking a woman that won’t spray paint my car hot pink after finding out that I cheated on her (with her sister). (more…)

And the messy results

It started out as a normal burrito meeting in the front yard, a tradition we work to uphold in our social circle. We all gather and sit at the table, in the front yard, for a burrito fest were we can connect to each other, and become closer and better friends. (more…)

We made this major motion picture around January 28th, 2006 in an attempt to take the world by storm. Life was more carefree back then, and I am happy to bring this video back to the spotlight for our much larger audience to enjoy. I lost the original teaser, so until I make another one please enjoy this touched up movie poster above. (more…)

I find it very hard to believe that Peyton Manning has fans. He can throw a dead pig to his blockhead homeboys and despite the fact I love Football more than my wife, that is a very fucking nugatory talent. I hate splitting hairs, but the point I’m trying to make is that this witless penisface crybaby needs to get the fuck out of my television. Take some lessons in tact from Sir Tom Brady, and stop using your “talent” to sell me stupid fucking credit card and cell phone bullshit. Watch this commercial:
Payton Manning at his most invidious worst. (more…)

In my world the customer is always right, but it is all just an act to keep my perfect business rating. Especially in the Freelance marketplace, where the person best at selling themselves always seems to win even if they have no idea what they are doing. The man keeps me down like this, even though I am doing something I enjoy (which is more than most people), just because that is the way our new rating based society works. One mark against your record could hurt business, keep you from buying a car, and make you flunk school. All my customers are just people, individuals doing business, trying to accomplish something, but they have been conditioned by society. (more…)

West Creek Humane Society:

Bones is a 2-year-old Croatian Burmese/Persian mix. He’s an adorable little fellow who hates having his belly rubbed. He absolutely must live in a no-child home. He’s neutered, vaccinated, and on feline herpes treatment. He must have his lower jaw drained of pus every 5 minutes. He urinates from his eye sockets therefore a loving home is a must for this little guy! And don’t forget our 12th annual “Jaws for Paws” charity hot dog eating contest coming up Friday! (more…)

The local University of North Texas Norml organization announced a list of events planned for this month. (more…)