The small town of Myguire is known for its beautiful dog park that boasts over 100 acres in which your dog can truly be free. On a Sunday afternoon you can find hundreds of dogs running and playing, sniffing as many butts as possible. One thing you won’t find at this dog park though, is rabies tags.

This is because, according the local residents, the only veterinarian clinic in town is right next to the new all you can eat BBQ Buffet Royal, and recently a few pets have gone missing, making pet owners scare to take their loving Fefe in for his check up.

“I had a brisket sandwich and I don’t know, tasted a lot like dog to me.” local BBQ enthusiast Ron Mclom said. “I eat a lot of BBQ and I think I would know cow from something else. You ask me I tell you something strange is going on with this place. I mean, they never run out of food, and so many dogs have gone missing.”

The veterinarian clinic claims the “missing pooches fear” is related to a robbery last month in which several animals escaped.

“We think the robbers were actually animal rights activists the mistook the vet for a animal testing facility. They came in a destroyed a bunch of equipment, and let all the animals staying overnight out of their cages and into the streets. Lucky for us most of the animals were too sick or messed up on drugs to make it very far.” owner Lynda Wallihan said. “Ever since then no one seems to come in anymore. Then that BBQ place opened and the rumors went wild.”

Pet owner Casey Reagle said that this is the last in a long list of missteps the pet clinic has made, and she is fed up with how unprofessional the clinic has been.

“I just can’t see why they would stay open after something like this.” Reagle said, holding her dog tightly to her chest. “Dosn’t the city have some kind of law against BBQing dogs like that. I mean, they even have a sweet dog sauce. Oh, I can’t tell you how bad it is! My dog is allergic to pork, and got sick, and they did nothing! He got better on his own and they called a few days later to say something about scar tissue. Next time my dog get sick, he is staying right here so at least he will be comfortable.”

Local elementary school teacher Crisnay Oldolly said she is just tired of school children hearing about such horrible things happening to puppies.

“My friends and I used to joke about that place. Oh look how funny, a BBQ right next to the place pets die. What a convent way to get cheap meat.” Oldolly said. “But after explaining to the children a few hundred times about how they use cows and not puppies, and all the rumors are lies, it is just not funny anymore. I mean, I even hit my husband because he would shut up about it. Used a bar of soap and a tube sock. We will see if he opens his mouth again.”

Since only professionals can really taste the difference between dog and cow, only time will tell in this mystery of meats.

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