All Railroads Owned, Humanity Fucked
In a stunning turn of events, all Railroads have been bought and/or traded by the evil Galactic Pirate Squad Crew of The Third Dimention Jr. Unless the Ultilities can come back with competitive prices and high rollers, it looks like game over for mankind.
Most players blame one idiot, who traded Baltic Ave. for B & O, a move that did give him a monopoly, but fucked mankind royally. Now, analyst predict the cost of transit of everyday goods to go up 400% with the new railroad monopoly.
This news is good for the tourist hot spots around the world, as thousands flock, enjoying their last moments on earth before their life savings are eaten up. As for me? Fuck this job, i’m out! Time for me to hit the beach. See you guys on the flip side!