About: Mark Garrison

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Mark Garrison decided to become a writer so that he could inspire children to learn. At least that was his intention before starting to write about homicidal hippos, stinky strippers, and gay sock monkeys. His work has appeared or is forthcoming in The Phat Phree, Monkeybicycle, National Lampoon, CollegeHumor, RooftopComedy, SparkLife, TheSpoof, DeadBrain, IGotNewsForYou, and he hopes to soon be a household name everywhere with the exception of Djibouti.

Posts by markgarrison:

• Jamie Lynn Spears’ Unborn Fetus Pregnant, 12 Feb 2008 in Featured& Humor& The Jerk (satire)
• Letter From My Parents Who Don’t Understand the Concept of Fiction, 11 Feb 2008 in Featured& Humor& The Jerk (satire)
• Stories by Mark Garrison Jr., Son of Mark Garrison, 24 Jan 2008 in Featured& Humor& The Jerk (satire)
• Damn I’m Lucky!, 23 Jan 2008 in Featured& Humor& People& Society& The Jerk (satire)
• Porn Writers Strike, No One Notices, 28 Dec 2007 in Featured& Humor& The Jerk (satire)
• Santa Claus Outsources North Pole Operations, 25 Dec 2007 in Featured& Humor& The Jerk (satire)
• West Creek Herald Personals, 16 Nov 2007 in Featured& Humor& The Jerk (satire)
• West Creek Herald Pets of the Week, 07 Nov 2007 in Featured& Humor& The Jerk (satire)
• FDA Approves “Morning-Before Pill”, 30 Aug 2007 in Society& The Column& The Jerk (satire)
• Lessons in Writing Lessons Part 4, 20 Aug 2007 in Higher Quality& People& Tutorials / Advice