Comments on: Be Careful When Fucking the Elderly (literally) http://www.cricketsoda.com/content/be-careful-when-fucking-the-elderly-literally/ The Chirp Heard Around the Universe Wed, 09 Jul 2008 11:45:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Mark Garrison http://www.cricketsoda.com/content/be-careful-when-fucking-the-elderly-literally/#comment-1020 Mark Garrison Fri, 27 Jul 2007 17:17:58 +0000 http://www.cricketsoda.com/content/be-careful-when-fucking-the-elderly-literally/#comment-1020 Susan, thanks for the testimonial. Susan, thanks for the testimonial.

]]> By: Susan Scherr http://www.cricketsoda.com/content/be-careful-when-fucking-the-elderly-literally/#comment-1017 Susan Scherr Fri, 27 Jul 2007 03:03:40 +0000 http://www.cricketsoda.com/content/be-careful-when-fucking-the-elderly-literally/#comment-1017 Expert reporting aside, I am disturbed by the amount of forethought Mark must have put into the narrative about elderly vagina's etc... or still more disturbing, that actual experience may have assisted him in oooo blech that is just too gross to lallalalalalalalllaaalalalalalala I see pretty pictures of Mark fucking his gorgeous wife in my head... OK now I'm better. Seriously dude, gross. Expert reporting aside, I am disturbed by the amount of forethought Mark must have put into the narrative about elderly vagina’s etc… or still more disturbing, that actual experience may have assisted him in oooo blech that is just too gross to lallalalalalalalllaaalalalalalala I see pretty pictures of Mark fucking his gorgeous wife in my head…

OK now I’m better. Seriously dude, gross.

]]> By: Master Cricket http://www.cricketsoda.com/content/be-careful-when-fucking-the-elderly-literally/#comment-1008 Master Cricket Thu, 26 Jul 2007 08:02:08 +0000 http://www.cricketsoda.com/content/be-careful-when-fucking-the-elderly-literally/#comment-1008 I like how they have the expert come in and say things like "Sex doesn’t end at 32." Are they trying to say that AIDS is over and that all we have to worry about is the older people who might have it? Why don't we pay for their medication instead? Why don't we pay for my medication instead? I have diabetes for crying out loud! Shouldn't I get a little help since I die if I can't afford my medicine? But yeah, anyways...thanks for the warning Mark. I will be careful. I like how they have the expert come in and say things like “Sex doesn’t end at 32.”

Are they trying to say that AIDS is over and that all we have to worry about is the older people who might have it?

Why don’t we pay for their medication instead? Why don’t we pay for my medication instead? I have diabetes for crying out loud! Shouldn’t I get a little help since I die if I can’t afford my medicine?

But yeah, anyways…thanks for the warning Mark. I will be careful.

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