It is now being reported that there is a silent epidemic in this country. No, not the ignorance of the masses on presidential policy, but the danger that the elderly pose in the form of spreading AIDS. Even though their vaginas feel like ten year old Brillo pads and they smell like a mix of death and Geritol, the government is now spending untold amounts of money giving them AIDStests and condoms.

Here’s the link to the news article: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19959731/

Yes, that’s right, the American media and government’s latest concern is for the millions of Americans that have sex with the elderly on a regular basis. I’m married, so my days of senseless sexual escapades with geriatric patients are long gone, but I’m fairly certain that the most important “silent epidemic”, health related or not, is not catching AIDS from a senior citizen.

As a matter of fact, I would be more concerned about catching AIDS from that midget stripper I fucked on a donkey at my friends bachelor party last week. I mean, um, never mind.

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