Solution sought out after many painful mornings

(satire disclaimer) After a long cold night of tequila shooters the brain of Micheal Kit concluded after a month long study that tequila was “not as fun” as it used to be, and now “kinda sucked.” It appears as if the morning hangovers have gotten to the point where the drunken stupor and random babbling the night before isn’t worth the pain of the next day.

Kit enjoys a nights supply of fine Hornito’s

“After several key observations,” the brain said, “like pain in the stomach, problems with the breath, a more severe restroom problems, we the brain find it safe to conclude that drinking tequila just isn’t as fun as it used to be.”

The nuts on the other hand tell a different story, and are begging for some more drinking action.

“The brain knows nothing!” Lefty said. “Every night is a party and man if we don’t get to have our fun, tequila included then what are we going to do without ourselves? Hang out?”

Lefty claims that tequila is needed in order to loosen up the ladies. In other words, they don’t want to talk to him unless they down a few drinks.

“Gotta do what you gotta do,” Lefty said.

The Brain Council will meet later today to discuss the possibility of moving on to harder substances, like cocaine. The liver is expected to protest, saying that after years of abuse anything harder would be too much.

“We can only take so much, and it seems like we are backed up every night.” the liver said. “I would hate to have to get fatty on everyone.”

The public seems to believe that the power hungry brain will let nothing stop its plans. Only time will tell.

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