Man Could Lose Job over Roommates Obsession with Naked Bodies

In a stunning turn of statistics this week, specialists are now claiming that Computer ITV (Internet Transmitted Virus) cause more damage than the real life STD’s many people transmit via intercourse. These findings are based on healthcare cost versus cost to repair the damage caused by ITVs.

Computer virus sometimes resemble scary bugs

The damage of ITV travels far down the line and effects even resident users home computers.

“I could lose my job over this,” Local Man Sammy Roberts said. “My roommate likes porn, and that is good and all, but it screws my computer up so bad, and I need that thing for my work. Without it, they are going to fire my ass.”

Roberts claims that ITVs have cost him several hundred dollars and hours of his life.

Specialists also claim that much like STDs, ITVs are transmitted from sexually related content more often than from any other source. Have the dreaded STDs jumped the technological gap to ruin our cyber lives as well?

Only time can tell.

		Save This Page