According to eye-witnesses on the scene the G-X-4800, massive water cooled gaming platform, that belongs to local gamer John Bo Jovia is no longer considered Jovia’s best friend after freezing during last battle of a 8 hour World of Warcraft raid. Jovia’s friends seemed overjoyed at the development because it promises more time with Jovia, but Jovia is devastated at the recent turn of events.

“He was on that thing so much,” Friend Mclaster Luster said. “Maybe now he can get a little sun you know, maybe pick up a hobby or something.”

Jovia claims it is more about the other people than him.

“25 people counted on me to make sure the raid didn’t go down. Their lives were on my shoulder and because this piece of crap can’t handle that much action like its fucking supposed to, then they would still be alive today. We would have finally down the last boss of Black Fathom Kara Temple, and been the best guild on our server!” Jovia said. “Now, all because of me, Nuctorious is now #1, and it looks like there is nothing we can do to catch up.”

Everyone in Jovia’s guild declined comment, but the number of guild members has fallen by 50% since the dreadful computer crash raid wipe. When asked what he was going to do about the computer, Jovia seemed a little uptight.

“Sha, the G-X-4800 is the best computer you could have. I don’t think I will ever be able to find anyone better. You know, it really fucking pisses me off, but I can’t just move on. I know loyalty is important but when you are in my position, the little bitch really has me in a spot.” Jovia said. “Perhaps it won’t happen again. Perhaps she learned her lesson.”

Another raid is planned for tonight, and so far it looks as if things are going to work out.

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