With one of the greatest announcements to hit Denton in several days, local rock group Congratulations will offer a VIP seat a few inches away from Keyboardist Gaah(n)’s ballsack.

Many local music lovers think this will pull quite the competition, as fans showcase for the coveted spot.

“Dude…I would so love to be close enough to see em’ dance,” long time fan Brandon Blackman said.

The announcement, made on Myspace, includes a diagram of the VIP location. From the Myspace bulletin:

Tomorrow night’s gig @ Cool Beans WILL NOT be canceled. We will be inside, which guarantees quite the intimate performance. Before this show, we are announcing the availability of the “VIP Box Seat” at future Congrats (and Sol Kitchen for that matter) performances. This is a very special area located right under Gaah(n)’s piano.
See diagram below:

Spectators lucky enough to enjoy this privilege may choose to face the crowd, lay down on their backs, face first on the ground, or seated, staring directly at Gaah(n)’s junk.

Email us with your contact info and a detailed reason as to why you should be selected as a VIP box seat candidate.

See you tomorrow night!!

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Or rather, we will see you and everything you have to offer.

View more about Congratulations on their Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/congratsmusic 

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