And Their Wild Adventures

It is amazing what college kids will do when you get a little liquor in them. This last Friday police responded to a burglar alarm at a store a few streets down from mine. When they arrived, they found the back door lock broken, and the door left open. Nothing was missing inside except a 40-gal trash can.

What do people do with a trashcan on Friday night? They build the world’s biggest bong, or they use it to hold the ice for their keg.

So I wonder who realized they needed something to put their keg in, and then decided to steal it. Sounds a lot like some of my friends.

This being so our fine peoples that live in the land of CricketSoda have another law we are set to enact. People who commit crimes in the US must first deal with the cops and not be wanted before they come over. We are having problems with police treading on our territory and this new law will help to take the pressure off our peaceful society.

So please be aware, that from this day until the end of time, a fine of $10 will be dealt to anyone found to be wanted by the police and trying to hide in our providence.

And please bring my bike back.

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