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	<title>Comments on: FDA Approves &#8220;Morning-Before Pill&#8221;</title>
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		<title>By: Byron</title>
		<link>http://www.cricketsoda.com/content/fda-approves-morning-before-pill/#comment-1212</link>
		<dc:creator>Byron</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 22:56:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I so though this was real for a sec. I even made a post about how such young people shouldn't be having sex.

Oh man, if only I had made it to the part about the Gremlin before making an ass of myself. Very funny though!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I so though this was real for a sec. I even made a post about how such young people shouldn&#8217;t be having sex.</p>
<p>Oh man, if only I had made it to the part about the Gremlin before making an ass of myself. Very funny though!</p>
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		<title>By: Master Cricket</title>
		<link>http://www.cricketsoda.com/content/fda-approves-morning-before-pill/#comment-1188</link>
		<dc:creator>Master Cricket</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2007 00:06:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Congrats Darryl!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Congrats Darryl!</p>
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		<title>By: Darryl</title>
		<link>http://www.cricketsoda.com/content/fda-approves-morning-before-pill/#comment-1187</link>
		<dc:creator>Darryl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:31:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Umm...I was wondering if there is a support line for this product. You see I'm a guy and I tried some of this Plan-B-Minus, don't ask me why, my barn doors don't close all the way. Any way, please get back to me cause I really don't want a Vagina Gremlin to come out of my thing thing. Please call me at 1-111- OHH-DAMN ext. OUCH Never mind, hey, he's kinda cute. And he looks just like me. Cooochie Cooochie Cooo little buddy. Ummnn. No need to call back. He's a keeper. Thanks.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Umm&#8230;I was wondering if there is a support line for this product. You see I&#8217;m a guy and I tried some of this Plan-B-Minus, don&#8217;t ask me why, my barn doors don&#8217;t close all the way. Any way, please get back to me cause I really don&#8217;t want a Vagina Gremlin to come out of my thing thing. Please call me at 1-111- OHH-DAMN ext. OUCH Never mind, hey, he&#8217;s kinda cute. And he looks just like me. Cooochie Cooochie Cooo little buddy. Ummnn. No need to call back. He&#8217;s a keeper. Thanks.</p>
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		<title>By: Levi</title>
		<link>http://www.cricketsoda.com/content/fda-approves-morning-before-pill/#comment-1185</link>
		<dc:creator>Levi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:33:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Please don't hurt yourself Mark...things like that can be dangerous...especially for minorities. 

Wait...except Asians...they seem to be really good at it.

Wait...im fucking stoned...ok yes...please make a video...maybe in a padded room someplace or on the bed.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Please don&#8217;t hurt yourself Mark&#8230;things like that can be dangerous&#8230;especially for minorities. </p>
<p>Wait&#8230;except Asians&#8230;they seem to be really good at it.</p>
<p>Wait&#8230;im fucking stoned&#8230;ok yes&#8230;please make a video&#8230;maybe in a padded room someplace or on the bed.</p>
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		<title>By: Mark Garrison</title>
		<link>http://www.cricketsoda.com/content/fda-approves-morning-before-pill/#comment-1184</link>
		<dc:creator>Mark Garrison</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2007 20:20:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lol. Not quite. I should make a video of me trying though.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol. Not quite. I should make a video of me trying though.</p>
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		<title>By: Master Cricket</title>
		<link>http://www.cricketsoda.com/content/fda-approves-morning-before-pill/#comment-1183</link>
		<dc:creator>Master Cricket</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2007 23:12:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is that you break dancing Mark?</description>
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		<title>By: Red</title>
		<link>http://www.cricketsoda.com/content/fda-approves-morning-before-pill/#comment-1182</link>
		<dc:creator>Red</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2007 23:09:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How can that be considered a major win? Super strong rubber bands? YIKES!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How can that be considered a major win? Super strong rubber bands? YIKES!</p>
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		<title>By: Master Cricket</title>
		<link>http://www.cricketsoda.com/content/fda-approves-morning-before-pill/#comment-1181</link>
		<dc:creator>Master Cricket</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2007 22:58:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I heard Vagina Gremlin's also make great pets, so if you can manage to catch one, cage it and let your friends enjoy!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I heard Vagina Gremlin&#8217;s also make great pets, so if you can manage to catch one, cage it and let your friends enjoy!</p>
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