Make sure the right girl gets the prize!

Dear Cricketsoda Fanatics,

It takes a certain type of person to truly appreciate that which is Cricketsoda. We do nothing to appeal to mainstream America, but we do try everything in our ability to attract everyone else – mainly those who simply can’t understand reality. For instance, we target potheads.

Therefore, we are unleashing a hardcore internet mainstream phenomenon. My best friend of several years, Ashley Bailey, seen below, has been nominated for the MISS HIGH TIMES pageant. She is very, very attractive and uses cannabis both recreationally and in cooking. I have seen her naked, and let me tell you, it’s almost breath taking.

You know you would pay for a hug.

The sad part about this is that she is in fourth place at the moment. The leading female is leading for no other reason than the fact she is wearing something slightly less modest than our close friend at Cricketsoda.

Do you really feel it’s right for Miss High Times to be judged on skank rather than dank? I mean, Ashley Bailey knows how to smoke. Blunt after Blunt, Bowl after Bowl, Nug after Nug. This other chick barely smokes at all. THIS IS HIGH TIMES PEOPLE.

Please, follow the link below and vote for our good Cricketsoda friend – Ashley Bailey. She is from Dallas, and she is perfect for this position.

http://www.hightimes.com/ht/home/index.php?page=misshtpoll_february

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