New Scientific Breakthrough Opens Up Entire New Industry

Since the beginning of the human race, countless souls have sought to understand the existence of our furry friend the bear. One might look upon these great beastly creatures and ponder just what majestic thoughts flow through their minds. New scientific breakthroughs promise to bring humans one step closer to understanding what it is like to be a bear.

Aww pretty bear!

In Seattle researchers at the Fred Hutchinson Cancer Research Centre have proved that humans can induce artificial hibernation in mice, causing them to experience the same thing a bear would every winter when they hole up.

The local residents of Texas are excited about the new development and can’t wait until they get their turn to “walk like the bears do.”

“I think this is just great man,” Ross from Denton, TX said. “My grandfather used to talk about how he would hunt bears. Something like he had to get in the mind of a bear to understand him, and he felt one with the bears until he shot them.”

Blue collar workers of Dallas, TX are excited about the new job opportunities that might be available.

“I might be able to get a job making all the crap they need to put people into hibernation.” Kevin Spoockes said at a committee meeting. “ I need a new job, the clothes factory just isn’t working out for me.”

Local city consul members think this new development will help professionals in the field of medicine do better things for society than plastic surgery and prescribing pain medication.

“We could open up shops all over town.” One consul member said. “Since the market for plastic surgery is in a slump, our professionals could start putting people in hibernation. Since hibernation last so long, they will be able to make good money storing those people in safe locations.”

Others are not so sure the new technology will be a good thing. Eight year old Sydney wonders were her mother, April, has gone. April was one of the first test subjects for the new human hibernation.

“Mommy sure has been gone a long time,” Sydney said to her dad at the dinner table. “When do you think she will come back? I miss her.”

“Not sure sweetie,” Dad replied. “Mommy needed a little break from us, and the doctor won’t let me see how long she has been put in hibernation.

See real information about the new hibernation development at the following sites:

http://www.technewsworld.com/story/health/
hibernation-healing-42520.html

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/
A8002-2005Apr21.html

http://www.themoderatevoice.com/posts/1114126576.shtml