Its the best way to earn a living
In our world today there are many ways to earn a buck. We have tried to compensate for the lost of jobs due to technology. No longer do we have to hunt for food and gather fruits and nuts to stay alive. Life for the human has gotten easier and now we spend a good bit of our time learning and playing, exploring the world in more detail than we had time for before. To come up with these new ways to generate money so that we can buy more machine produced food product, we have to be creative more so than ever before.

Sitting on my ass all day, the best way to earn a new age living would have to be hush money.

Money Money Money!

Hush money is the best because you really don’t have to do anything. You get paid to sit on your ass and not say anything.

“I could not say a word all damn day long,” said Vicky.

Another good thing about Hush money is all your friends will be jealous of your new found wealth.

“Fuck you,” said Brandon.

There is a lot of power with hush money. If you got the goods on the mayor, you don’t really have to worry about things like speeding tickets or public intoxication. You can just threaten to break your contract. You can’t spend the money in jail, or get intoxicated.

Hush money is also paid under the table. You don’t have to pay taxes or anything like that. You can also get invited to cool parties and events because the person paying you off wants to keep an eye on you, and you can’t let your mouth run at those types of parties. You might also get free drugs that leave you speechless.

You also make a lot of new friends. People will stop by to check on you and make sure you still are a silent lamb. They will spend quality time with you, and keep you company when you are lonely.

“I think it would be really cool to get hush money,” Vicky said.

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