I’m afraid you killed your last braincell with that paintchip you just ate.

The big question in life;

“What is the meaning of it all?”

But to be honest I don’t really care about that and what I really want to know is what is going through the heads of the people I see everyday, who the only explanation for their actions has to be trauma to the head of epic proportions. Their actions don’t really make sense when you think about what they are going to get out of the situations. I can answer the big question without understanding the more simple aspects of it.

Egghead

At first, it seems like some goof is just trying to get ahead a little bit in life, or perhaps just make it through the night. After it is all said in done though, the only reasonable explanation has to be they just wanted to get caught. They wanted to end the friendship on a funny note, instead of with the normal fight over ex-girlfriends or pouring water on each others expensive electronics.

Take for example, subject number one. He is a middle age guy who says he has a master in language, but doesn’t really speak English all that well. While over one night he sneaks into a roommates room and snags a ten dollar bill. The only problem is that it is fake, obviously fake, and takes it to Seven Eleven and tries to spend it on beer.

Even worse, our good friend happens to go with him on this particular trip, and had to run out of the store once he realized what was happening.

Our fine service representatives at 7-11 are smarter than this guy , and noticed right away the faded strange color of the bill, the fact that it was torn in half, and came running out after subject one, yelling and hollering.

Our other good friend who was unlucky enough to be in the car at this point, remembered the roommates fake 10 dollar bill, and the evil deed committed earlier was uncovered. Now subject one is gone from our lives, hopefully forever.

So what is really going on in his head?

Why would you come over and pretend to be friends with someone for so long, only to steal a fake $10 that you can’t spend, and get caught trying. Did you think for some reason we would understand in your attempt to rip us off? Of course, it is only $10, but it is the principle of the matter. You would have done the same thing had it been a $20 bill, and we still would have kicked you out of our house.

I have a deep down fear that I will never understand, and this is going to be a fact of life I just have to accept. Sometimes you can’t figure out what is going on in the minds of idiots.

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