Watch you mouth!

(satire disclaimer) With all the fuss over Mr. Bush being heard saying the word SHIT, I got to thinking. There must have been many other times when famous, important, well known people were picked up conversing on microphones they had no idea were on. So I did a little research. What I found was shocking. Looking through various news agency archives, I located several conversations that were picked up by microphones which were not suppose to be on. I have taken the liberty of transcribing some of them for you. Here is one of them.

Jesus: Yo Mary

Mother Mary: Who me?

Jesus: No no, not you mom. Mary Mag.

Mother Mary: Oh, haha! I always get confused when you call out for her.

Jesus: Yeah, I can see why. Haha.

Mary Magdalene: What’s up honey?

Jesus: So, um, did you talk to what’s his name?

Mary Magdalene: Oh, you mean (inaudible)?

Jesus: Yeah. We really need to make sure he knows the plan.

Mary Magdalene: Oh yeah, he knows. He has everything ready.

Jesus: Are you sure? I don’t wanna look like some amateur out there when I try to bring him back to life.

Mary Magdalene: Haha. Yeah. That would suck. I got it taken care of.

Jesus: Great. (inaudible)

Mary Magdalene: I could go and talk to him if you want me to.

Jesus: I got Judas heading over there. He’s going to be over there soon.

Mary Magdalene: Are you sure? It’s no problem. I got that new boat last week and I could be there in about a month.

Jesus: Yeah, I’m sure. Judas has a really good ear for these things.

Mary Magdalene: How’s your butt feeling?

Jesus: It’s good. Much better today. We shouldn’t have tried that (inaudible)…

Mary Magdalene: But it was fun.

Jesus: Yeah. It was. Fuck, is this thing on?

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