Hoping to Inspire People to Get Down with the Internet

(satire disclaimer) A couple of down south nerds have come together to form the band N.E.R.D. hop, (Nasties Electric Retro DogShow Hop) and hope that their spicy tunes will help youth all over the world feel better about their addictions to things like video games, online ecommerce empires, and the Playstation Two.

Their first show is set with Nelly and Jay-Z, the two young gangster 12 year olds from down the street. They are playing at the park plaza, and will be accepting donations and selling Lego figurines of themselves.

“Please wear shoes you can run in, we expect either punks or cops to show up, and we all have warrants.” The lead singer RoboTronMan30304 said at a press conference last weekend.

Their first album has yet to be released, but their single put out on Computer Tech Records, combines the cool computerized sounds of Kraftwerk with the grunting and grabbing on the balls usually associated with booty dance rap musicians.

“You all got to know, I am the master yo! All skills to the top on my character, and now im after your ass in this computer gangster type of life,” the song opens up, and finished with a note that really hits a note in any computer gamer’s heart. “PHP, CGI, 123, you know I got my sites on your http.”

They also have big plans for the next single release, Ketchup on my Keyboard. The plans are in the works for a nerd Lan release party, where party goers smoke blunts while playing each other in Counterstrike and World of Warcraft.

Inside reports say that Kraftwerk was contacted to play the release party, but didn’t return any of the press agents phone calls.

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