Ok, so it took me a few hours to realize that part 2 wasn’t quite the literary masterpiece I expected. But fear not oh loyal fans! Because Mark Garrison is back with what IS in fact the finest piece of artwork ever manufactured by placing words together. Now this time, for the love of Jeezy Weezy Cheezy, you MUST mentally prepare yourself for the worlds most amazing work of art. I present to you, Part 3.

The Exercise:

Write an intriguing first line for a romance novel. Repeat the exercise, writing first lines for a mystery, horror, Western and a suspense story.

The Result:

He watched as the tears fell from her eyes like dew from the leaves, then he realized she was a man.

Not many people get the chance to meet the Governor, much less prepare his bath water.

After many sleepless nights, Rachel realized is wasn’t the wind tickling her titties.

As Tom baked his first Pecan pie, his wife Betty readied the horse for her first sensual ride……….into town.

Not knowing which way to turn, he grabbed a nearby stranger and demanded answers.

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