Says it will Help Get Him In Touch With Feminine Side

A local man is asking his doctor for an abortion, and says that it will help him get in touch with his feminine side, a goal he has had his entire life but has been unable to obtain. Even against the advice from his doctor, he wants to have his unborn child aborted, and has already paid to have the operation performed in a week from today.

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“I told him that it doesn’t really work that way,” his doctor, Ross Limbinjingleburger said. “ I couldn’t get it through his head that only women have babies, and that the thing inside him was a huge tumor.”

The local man’s wife told reporters that she wasn’t his wife anymore, and ever since the little mishap at the plant with the secretary, he just hasn’t been the same.

“He was overtaken with a craziness I had never seem. It was like he had a constant supply of either that he would go swimming in every few hours.” His wife said. “It got so hard to live with him that a left and never looked back.”

The local man himself refused to comment, but screamed back at our reporter as he ran away, “this is a personal thing, and something I am doing for myself, so fuck off!”

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