Steel Reserve Realty
Disturbing Uncontrolled Buffoonary

A coming of age tale of two aging humans -- a bum, and an asshole -- who do nothing but exploit and offend in an adventure you will try desperately hard to forget.

"Two thumbs up. Your ass, bitch." --- Matt Thias, Self Employed Critic

"...all I can really say about this movie is that it's simply brilliant. It's one of those pieces that really allow you to view society as it really is. It's a ragtag world out there, and sometimes it takes an honest, provocative short film like this to really inspire people to get up and say something like "Hell yeah world, I'm gunna kick some ass!" --- Colt Miranda, Drummer for Handclaps and Harmonies

"Sometimes people really cross the line. This is one of those times. This video honestly made me vomit [in a good way]." --- Vicky Riddle, Cricketsodateer Fanclub Founder/President

"I am very glad I got the chance to sponsor such a fine piece of work created by these unique individuals. Society really needs more things like this that speak to more than just the common person... but also... the.. college kids... fucked up... on mushrooms.. Delete the question mark. That's pretty good. I like that one. Levi Blackman. Put emperor. And then have emperor link to the empire page. <laughter> That makes my head hurt. <gets up and leaves>" --- Levi Blackman, Producer/Director/Co-writer/Emperor

"Shit God Damn. That was the most enjoyable 260 seconds of the last hour I've ever had. That bum's got the moves. He could totally kick Napoleon Dynamite's ass. Amazing. Absolutely amazing. And that's all." --- CLaybob.org, Website Human Extraordinaire

"Dude, that completely incapacitated chick was fucking hot. Leave out the fucking." --- Robin Michelle Mashburn, Esq., Adult Actress

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