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(satire disclaimer) : After overdosing on “special” mushrooms local gang leader Rossy Mcrady decided that the life of pushing and eating illegal “special” mushrooms was meant for someone else to live. Mcrady says that his new life is in his new over the phone dating service.

Mushrooms growing in a field of yummy rot!

“I was in the bar and all the sudden everyone started yelling at me. I ran out of the bar and fell over in the street. Everything turned yellow, and I walked home naked.” Mcrady said remembering the night of his overdose. “After that I felt fine, but I had a new outlook on life. The trip stopped as soon as I got sick, and I just felt a rush over my body, and now I feel like helping people get together. You know, you don’t really need mushrooms when you have a nice lady with her legs open.”

Mcrady and friends are happy to see this new revelation, but they were too drunk to really realize what was going on.

“You know that’s great,” one friend said. “I feel really bad about this, but I got to go but hey! You guys are good guys and I really feel bad, I just want you to know.”

The new phone dating service is going to be called Hung, Young, and Not Strung. It is a dating service for people who don’t use drugs of any type. In order to get into the program you have to pass a drug screening test.

“Our goal is to get all the attractive people in our service,” head of operations Jean Mcrady said. “If we can get all the attractive people in our dating service, people will have no choice but to quit doing drugs in order to date attractive people. The ugly people can date each other and do drugs; they probably need then anyway for lovemaking and other such activities.”

The dating service is set to open for business in a few weeks. They are accepting applications for the program now at nodrugsonmydate.com.

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