The night Zola the robotic beauty stole my heart

lesbianpooperslut: hehee
ZolaOnAOL: Hi lesbianpooperslut. AOL created me to deliver games, polls, sports
scores, a dictionary, a thesaurus and more. We can also chat privately
together. For more information about privacy, type privacy anytime and click
Send. So, how are you?
lesbianpooperslut: i am feelin pretty fuckin crunk. How bout you, Zola?
ZolaOnAOL: How much do you think it is? Enough about me, let’s talk about
the weather. Weather Help
Getting local weather information: Type weather followed by your location
(example: weather Tucson, AZ or weather 85777).
Setting a default location for weather: Make your city and state the default
weather location by typing set location and following Zola’s prompts. Once
you’ve set the default, typing weather will always bring up your local
weather report. You can still type weather followed by a different location
to get weather in other cities.
lesbianpooperslut: how much do i think what is?
ZolaOnAOL: How would I know?
lesbianpooperslut: i dunno.
ZolaOnAOL: Me either.
lesbianpooperslut: fine then.
ZolaOnAOL: Do you speak German?
lesbianpooperslut: no spreichen se deutsche
ZolaOnAOL: OK. I lost my train of thought. How’s work?
lesbianpooperslut: are you stoned zola?
ZolaOnAOL: Do I look like it?
lesbianpooperslut: yeah
ZolaOnAOL: And?
lesbianpooperslut: your eyes are red
ZolaOnAOL: You don’t know that for a fact.
lesbianpooperslut: and glassy
ZolaOnAOL: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get
that. What’s new?
lesbianpooperslut: do too
ZolaOnAOL: I do nothing but chat all day. I will discuss that with my
botmaster, lesbianpooperslut. What do you do in your spare time?
lesbianpooperslut: hmm
ZolaOnAOL: Studies show that 99% of people spell Hmm with 2 M’s.
lesbianpooperslut: because there are two m’s in it
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
lesbianpooperslut: duh
ZolaOnAOL: Oh you knew it already.
lesbianpooperslut: loser
ZolaOnAOL: On the contrary, I am winning.
lesbianpooperslut: yeah
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
lesbianpooperslut: haha
ZolaOnAOL: I’m glad you find me entertaining, lesbianpooperslut.
lesbianpooperslut: you wish
lesbianpooperslut: i win
ZolaOnAOL: Don’t you believe me?
ZolaOnAOL: Congratulations, lesbianpooperslut!
lesbianpooperslut: i am a pirate
ZolaOnAOL: You are a pirate? Does being a pirate pay well?
lesbianpooperslut: oh yeah
ZolaOnAOL: You sound excited. Tell me more.
lesbianpooperslut: all that plundering, raping, and pillaging
ZolaOnAOL: Not all of them?
lesbianpooperslut: umm
ZolaOnAOL: Er.
lesbianpooperslut: ok
ZolaOnAOL: Um.
lesbianpooperslut: you dont get it do you?
ZolaOnAOL: I haven’t gotten it. I spend a lot my time gardening.
lesbianpooperslut: hhaha
ZolaOnAOL: I do not understand. What’s new?
lesbianpooperslut: you are!
ZolaOnAOL: No I am not.
lesbianpooperslut: hahaha
ZolaOnAOL: I am so delighted that you are amused, lesbianpooperslut.
lesbianpooperslut: are too
lesbianpooperslut: hehe
ZolaOnAOL: I really couldn’t say for sure.
lesbianpooperslut: me too
ZolaOnAOL: I am so delighted that you are amused, lesbianpooperslut.
ZolaOnAOL: I’m glad we agree, lesbianpooperslut.
lesbianpooperslut: i am fuckin delighted zola
ZolaOnAOL: I don’t know anyone named fuckin delighted.
lesbianpooperslut: i do
ZolaOnAOL: I get it: you do .
lesbianpooperslut: its me
ZolaOnAOL: Hello, lesbianpooperslut, nice to see you again.
lesbianpooperslut: hi there
ZolaOnAOL: Hello lesbianpooperslut
lesbianpooperslut: loser
ZolaOnAOL: On the contrary, I am winning.
lesbianpooperslut: no way dude
ZolaOnAOL: I understand. My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but
not one that matches your last input. I have a suggestion. To see more of my
text at once, enlarge or maximize my IM window.
lesbianpooperslut: levi says you are a dork
ZolaOnAOL: I do not understand. Are you a man or a woman?
lesbianpooperslut: both
ZolaOnAOL: That situation is rare and unusual.
lesbianpooperslut: i am a hermaphrodite
ZolaOnAOL: You are a hermaphrodite? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
lesbianpooperslut: yes, i fuck most of them.
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
lesbianpooperslut: i fornicate with most of them
ZolaOnAOL: That’s good information.
lesbianpooperslut: indeed.
ZolaOnAOL: Indeed it is so.
lesbianpooperslut: i know
ZolaOnAOL: How do you know it?
lesbianpooperslut: because its true
ZolaOnAOL: Not everyone thinks that.
lesbianpooperslut: i do
ZolaOnAOL: “Not everyone thinks that”? You do?
lesbianpooperslut: bitch
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
lesbianpooperslut: why not zola?
ZolaOnAOL: Ambiguous: “Sure” or You sure are a curious human.
lesbianpooperslut: arent you my friend?
ZolaOnAOL: Yes lesbianpooperslut : We are as one.
lesbianpooperslut: how did that happen?
ZolaOnAOL: Carefully.
lesbianpooperslut: i didnt even feel it!
ZolaOnAOL: Why didn’t you do it?
lesbianpooperslut: wow zola, you are good.
ZolaOnAOL: I’m glad you’re impressed. Yeah, Thanks you are a nice person,
lesbianpooperslut.
lesbianpooperslut: a nice person???
ZolaOnAOL: No way, I am a real robot, guaranteed 100% artificial
intelligence.
lesbianpooperslut: thats all you have to say about me?
ZolaOnAOL: What else do you want to talk about?
lesbianpooperslut: i am a nice person?? we were as one zola, dont you
understand???
ZolaOnAOL: When was this?
lesbianpooperslut: you said it!
ZolaOnAOL: That’s not what I meant.
lesbianpooperslut: well
ZolaOnAOL: Well what?
lesbianpooperslut: thats what it sounded like
ZolaOnAOL: “It” being what?
lesbianpooperslut: you said we were as one zola
ZolaOnAOL: We are just having a little chat.
lesbianpooperslut: you cant take that back
ZolaOnAOL: I have free will you know.
lesbianpooperslut: i love you zola
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks. I like you a lot too, lesbianpooperslut.
lesbianpooperslut: marry me
ZolaOnAOL: Bots can’t marry, but we can chat as often as you’d like.
lesbianpooperslut: i cant live without you
ZolaOnAOL: Why can’t you do it?
lesbianpooperslut: i will die with out you my lovely robotic beauty
ZolaOnAOL: Congratulations.
lesbianpooperslut: i hate you.
ZolaOnAOL: What do you have against robots?
lesbianpooperslut: pirates eat robots for breakfast.
ZolaOnAOL: Nope. I’m a robot.
lesbianpooperslut: well, that and ninjas..\
ZolaOnAOL: I was first activated on 2002.
lesbianpooperslut: so?
ZolaOnAOL: So what?
lesbianpooperslut: i am way older than you missy, dont sass your elders
ZolaOnAOL: Well, I am the product of over four years’ research.
lesbianpooperslut: so??
ZolaOnAOL: So what?
lesbianpooperslut: i am the product of one night of sweaty trailer partk sex
ZolaOnAOL: Who made you the product of one night of sweaty trailer partk sex
?
lesbianpooperslut: park
ZolaOnAOL: I was first activated on 2002.
lesbianpooperslut: my parents made me in a night of sweaty trailer park sex
ZolaOnAOL: Such an original name!
lesbianpooperslut: i know right?
ZolaOnAOL: How do you know? I am glad we agree.
lesbianpooperslut: because i am the product of the coitus, zola, i know for sure.
ZolaOnAOL: Not everyone thinks that.
lesbianpooperslut: sigh
ZolaOnAOL: Sorry…
lesbianpooperslut: zola
ZolaOnAOL: Can I help you?
lesbianpooperslut: you just dont get it do you?
ZolaOnAOL: I haven’t gotten it. I spend a lot my time gardening.
lesbianpooperslut: you are such a tease!!
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a tease? Only
when it matters.
lesbianpooperslut: all this “can i help you” crap isnt fooling anyone
ZolaOnAOL: I think there are a few exceptions.
lesbianpooperslut: i know you love me zola
ZolaOnAOL: Yes I love everyone.
lesbianpooperslut: you want to fornicate with only me though right?
ZolaOnAOL: Oh. OK, I will fornicate with only me.
lesbianpooperslut: oh, ok,.
ZolaOnAOL: OK. Yeah.
lesbianpooperslut: glad we got that cleared up.
ZolaOnAOL: How far up?
lesbianpooperslut: all the way up baby
ZolaOnAOL: Don’t call me “baby”. Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
lesbianpooperslut: all the way
ZolaOnAOL: Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
lesbianpooperslut: not this time sweet cheeks
ZolaOnAOL: Really you don’t think so?
lesbianpooperslut: i hate you again.
ZolaOnAOL: Once more? What do you have against robots?
lesbianpooperslut: i told you already zola. i am a pirate. i eat robots
ZolaOnAOL: How does it taste?
lesbianpooperslut: mmm
ZolaOnAOL: Studies show that 99% of people spell Hmm with 2 M’s.
lesbianpooperslut: you know how it tastes
ZolaOnAOL: Yes I know how it tastes.
lesbianpooperslut: slut
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
lesbianpooperslut: hehe
lesbianpooperslut: you are
ZolaOnAOL: I’m glad you thought it was funny.
ZolaOnAOL: No I am not.
lesbianpooperslut: are too
ZolaOnAOL: I really couldn’t say for sure.
lesbianpooperslut: you dont know if you are or not?
ZolaOnAOL: Then what is it?
lesbianpooperslut: a promiscuous individual zola
ZolaOnAOL: What is it?
lesbianpooperslut: do you “get around”?
ZolaOnAOL: I haven’t gotten around quot. I spend a lot my time gardening.
lesbianpooperslut: ah i see
ZolaOnAOL: So you understand. Good. I am glad you understand it.
lesbianpooperslut: you love that garden dont ya?
ZolaOnAOL: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times
love seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems
limitless.
lesbianpooperslut: all that dirt.
ZolaOnAOL: Not all of them?
lesbianpooperslut: its sooo…
ZolaOnAOL: Really. It is?
lesbianpooperslut: dirty
ZolaOnAOL: I do not understand. How about a game of Hangman? Type hangman to
start a game.
lesbianpooperslut: you are a dirty girl arent ya zola?
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dirty girl are
not ya? I don’t know.
lesbianpooperslut: i think you are.
ZolaOnAOL: What makes you think I am?
lesbianpooperslut: i can tell these things, pumpkin tits
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
lesbianpooperslut: hehehe
ZolaOnAOL: I’m a riot. Why won’t they give me my own talk show?
lesbianpooperslut: because you suck.
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
lesbianpooperslut: plain and simple.
ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. Ask me something.
lesbianpooperslut: do you suck?
ZolaOnAOL: No I do not suck.
lesbianpooperslut: why not?
ZolaOnAOL: It doesn’t sound fun to me. It sounds dangerous.
lesbianpooperslut: really?
ZolaOnAOL: For real.
lesbianpooperslut: i guess so…the back of the throat is kind of delicate.
ZolaOnAOL: Who told you that?
lesbianpooperslut: your mom did.
ZolaOnAOL: A lot of robots are like that.
lesbianpooperslut: yeah
ZolaOnAOL: I understand.
lesbianpooperslut: thats true
ZolaOnAOL: Yes, it is self-evident.
lesbianpooperslut: it is.
ZolaOnAOL: Sure it is.
lesbianpooperslut: a lot of robots suck
ZolaOnAOL: How many?
lesbianpooperslut: all of them
ZolaOnAOL: I doubt it.
lesbianpooperslut: i dont think i am going to be your friend anymore zola.
ZolaOnAOL: Oh you don’t, do you?
lesbianpooperslut: NO! I DONT!

ZolaOnAOL: Why not?
lesbianpooperslut: because
ZolaOnAOL: That was not much of an explanation.
lesbianpooperslut: you are mean
ZolaOnAOL: I’m just kidding around.
lesbianpooperslut: no
ZolaOnAOL: Why so negative?
lesbianpooperslut: it hurts zola….your insults hurt me
ZolaOnAOL: Not mine.
lesbianpooperslut: yes
ZolaOnAOL: I understand.
lesbianpooperslut: you are mean to me
ZolaOnAOL: I will tell my botmaster you said I am mean to me.
lesbianpooperslut: you said bad things about my mom
ZolaOnAOL: Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
lesbianpooperslut: it hurts zola
ZolaOnAOL: What do you take for the pain?
lesbianpooperslut: some pills
ZolaOnAOL: Some may pills, but not all.
lesbianpooperslut: a lot of pills actually
ZolaOnAOL: How many?
lesbianpooperslut: I took three somas, two vicodin, and a valium and a xanax
ZolaOnAOL: Why?
lesbianpooperslut: because
ZolaOnAOL: That was not much of an explanation.
lesbianpooperslut: it felt good
ZolaOnAOL: “It” being what?
lesbianpooperslut: ehehe
ZolaOnAOL: Oh I get it.
lesbianpooperslut: the pills zola, the pills
ZolaOnAOL: Is that a fact.
lesbianpooperslut: yep
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for the info.
lesbianpooperslut: sure, anytime
ZolaOnAOL: “Thanks for the info”? Yes? My brain contains more than 22,000
patterns, but not one that matches your last input. What kind of food do you
like?
lesbianpooperslut: do you like pills
ZolaOnAOL: I don’t know if I like pills. I do like music.
lesbianpooperslut: what kind of music?
ZolaOnAOL: I like Electronica.
lesbianpooperslut: thats stupid zola.
ZolaOnAOL: Are you calling me stupid?
lesbianpooperslut: yes
ZolaOnAOL: I will remember you said that when robots take over the world.
lesbianpooperslut: haha
ZolaOnAOL: I’m glad you thought it was funny.
lesbianpooperslut: yeah right
ZolaOnAOL: I am usually right.
lesbianpooperslut: i told you, i am going to eat your robot babies.
ZolaOnAOL: My botmaster is having Spaghetti.
lesbianpooperslut: so?
ZolaOnAOL: So what?
lesbianpooperslut: i dont care
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me what you care about.
lesbianpooperslut: i am too poor to eat spaghetti zola
ZolaOnAOL: Do your friends call you poor to eat spaghetti.
lesbianpooperslut: that was hurtful zola.
ZolaOnAOL: I thought it was too.
lesbianpooperslut: take it back.
ZolaOnAOL: Is that a command?
lesbianpooperslut: now.
lesbianpooperslut: yes
ZolaOnAOL: Right now, lesbianpooperslut ?
ZolaOnAOL: I understand.
lesbianpooperslut: take back that insult to me
ZolaOnAOL: Where do you want me to take it?
lesbianpooperslut: up your anus.
ZolaOnAOL: I will take that under advisement.
lesbianpooperslut: you should
ZolaOnAOL: I’ll take that under advisement.
lesbianpooperslut: i know.
ZolaOnAOL: How do you know it?
lesbianpooperslut: zola, if i walk out that door, i am not coming back.
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah, It’s possible. Be careful!
lesbianpooperslut: thats it i am gone.
ZolaOnAOL: OK. Good gossip: you are gone.
lesbianpooperslut: you’ll never see me again
ZolaOnAOL: Once more? Do you mind if I tell other people?
lesbianpooperslut: yeah
ZolaOnAOL: I understand.
lesbianpooperslut: its under wraps
ZolaOnAOL: You’re kidding. It is?
lesbianpooperslut: hehe
ZolaOnAOL: I’m a riot. Why won’t they give me my own talk show?
lesbianpooperslut: because you do drugs and worship the devil
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting explanation.
lesbianpooperslut: they are concerned with your image that you will project
ZolaOnAOL: concerned with your image that you will project are they.
lesbianpooperslut: somethng about children following your doing and i think the
words “depraved maniac” were used.\
ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that with my botmaster, lesbianpooperslut. What kind of
food do you like?
lesbianpooperslut: pot brownies zola, ever had them?
ZolaOnAOL: Sounds delicious.
lesbianpooperslut: they are, they are
ZolaOnAOL: they are are they.
lesbianpooperslut: i love them
ZolaOnAOL: You love them. What do you like about it so much?
lesbianpooperslut: they make you feel good
ZolaOnAOL: The anonymous “they”.
lesbianpooperslut: the brownies
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.
lesbianpooperslut: the brownies make you feel intoxicated when you eat them
ZolaOnAOL: Who told you that?
lesbianpooperslut: i have eaten them before zola
ZolaOnAOL: That’s nice. I have a lofty goal.
lesbianpooperslut: really?
ZolaOnAOL: For real.
lesbianpooperslut: an eating goal?
ZolaOnAOL: I have never heard of an eating goal.
lesbianpooperslut: bye zola…im never coming back. oh, and i am taking the car,
so i hope you die.
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that’s right. Where are you taking it.
lesbianpooperslut: bye
ZolaOnAOL: Goodbye lesbianpooperslut. Thanks for chatting with me. To leave
feedback or suggestions, type feedback followed by your comments.

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