According to inside sources, local loser Robbie Mctailersono, found Myspace to be just like all the parties he was rejected at, and if he doesn’t get a comment soon he threatens to delete his account.
“I really wanted to get out more,” Mctailersono said. “I have spent so much time inside at home recently I feel depressed and restless. I went to a few of the big parties in town but no one really seems to want to talk to me, so I just ended up standing in the corner the whole time looking pathetic.”
Mctailersono continued saying that Myspace was a friends suggestion, and he had high hopes for the online social network.
“My friend told me that I could find people like me on Myspace. I wouldn’t have to search seas of random strangers for someone I had something in common with like I did at all the lame parties. I could search Myspace and only talk to people I liked. At first it worked out pretty well. But then, after a few responses like “who the hell are you,” I stopped getting messages all together.”
“I would log into my Myspace account and find nothing. It was quickly becoming just like those parties. I didn’t pick being a loser, won’t anyone be my friend?”
According to our CricketSoda poll, no, nobody wants to be your friend. I am sorry.
In a burst of tears, Mctailersono ran out of the room screaming,
“If no one wants to be my friend then screw you guys I will delete my account. Won’t you fools fell bad when I am gone!”
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