40 kids suddenly found themselves free today after raising up against the people running an illegal slavery ring out of Bonanza City, New Mexico. It had long been though that the mines surrounding this ancient ghost town still harbored precious metals. A secret organization discreetly named C.B.S. (Children Born to Slavery) sent a pioneering group of 40 young children into the ancient town and forced them to revive it and begin mining operations. Because the location was in a remote location in the middle of the New Mexican desert, the nation may never have known. But the children, all within the ages of 8-15, grew weary of their captor’s tyranny and threw off the chains of oppression and turning the tables on them, now holding C.B.S. against their will.

When authorities arrived at the scene they were told that the children would not return to their homes as they had learned to live off the land and fend for themselves. Instead they claimed the surrounding 40 acres of land as a new country they dubbed “Awesome-Super-Extreme-Coolest-Country-Ever”.

Law enforcement officials, expecting a joke, were then forced back into their cars by slingshot fire before retreating completely. When asked what they would do now in response, the sheriff shrugged and replied, “Wait for nap-time I suppose.”

In the mean time, delegates of Awesome-Super-Extreme-Coolest-Country-Ever call for any American children tired of the oppressive rules of society to join their new society, with a parent’s permission.