and our money to help recover

The amazing city of New Orleans is back bioottchh (I’ve heard that if you use at least one urban term a day, you will live longer or something). Never mind the stench from the still burning bonfire created for the purpose of disposing dead bodies, it’s frickin party time!

There is simply no better way to show the entire world that the great city of N.O. is back on the map then getting shit faced and naked while the whole world watches. Do you think the affected regions should just sit on their asses, crying while eating U.S. supplied MRE’s and broiled sewer gerbils?! I’ll be damned if we are going to let that happen again.

New Orleans needs us. They need our crazy asses and our money (and you “normal” people too). Without us, it is certain that N.O. will remain the same hazmat area that it has been for the last several months. Without us, the city is destined to this fate for the rest of eternity. Without our naked bodies, without our shining bald testicles, without our screaming lungs, without our naked breasts (both male and female); the face of New Orleans will remain naked in spirit. Without our insane, top of our lungs party screams; the screams of those who perished will be forgotten. Without our shedding fabric for beads; the fabric of a great city will be shredded forevermore.

While debating the reasons why a “Post-Devastation Celebration” (phrase coined by Mr. Brandon Brady) would be a great idea, it didn’t take very long before I realized that there is simply no better time to party our sexy asses off then after such an utterly horrific catastrophe.

These events taught us just how much we love New Orleans. No more will New Orleans be known only for their amazing Popeyes fried chicken and perplexing language. New Orleans is and always has been the yearly party spot of the world. It is up to us to make sure that this is what ‘Nawlins’ is always remembered for. Yes, the chicken is amazing, yes, their language is unintelligible; but these things are only the crispy skin to a very spicy city.

Let’s take all of the energy that we can muster and forward into the soul of this extraordinary city in order to make this “Post-Devastation Celebration” the best Mardi Gras in history. ROCK OUT! MARDI GRAS 2006!