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Poll Shows the New Pope Popular Referee

June 23, 2005 at 5:28 am · Filed under The Jerk (satire)

New Pope Wins By a Land Slide

(satire disclaimer) According to a CricketSoda Poll, the New Pope is the popular choice for referee in a jello match between Pat Boone and Sinead O’Connor.

The New Pope

Poll results:
If Pat Boone and Sinead O’Connor were to get into a jello wrestling match, who would be the referee?

Mel Gibson: 5%

The New Pope: 79%

Shaq: 13%

George Washington: 1%

53 Total Votes

The New Pope could not be reached for comments.

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