Community Minor Roquel Goro, a 13 year old minor that does nothing but get into trouble, learned the hard way today that pulling out doesn’t work. Goro and his girlfriend of two weeks decided to take their relationship to the next level and plan a date for the local fair. Once they arrived, it happened, just like it has happened to many underage hooligans, and their lives were changed forever.

Goro got his finger completely trapped in a Chinese finger trap. No matter how hard he pulled, he couldn’t take his finger out. The more he struggled, the tighter the grip around his finger.

“I didn’t really know what to do,” Goro said. “I could feel the blood pooling in my finger, and it began to throb. I couldn’t get my finger out. Then my girlfriend showed me that I had to put it in a little bit. I was so embarrassed.”

Goro’s girlfriend quickly sprung the news on him.

“After she showed me she said it was a test and I fail and that we had to break up. It wasn’t mine anyways she said. I told her I bought the finger trap but she said it wasn’t mine because I don’t even know how to use one.” Goro said.

Goro learned the hard way, but says next time he gets a girlfriend, things will be different, and he will be the one testing her.

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