According to Frankline Mclatterson the last game of Scrabble he lost was only due to his unlucky draw of letters, and not because the other person actually had more scrabble skill. Mclatterson’s claims that his letters , 4 e, 2 u, and 1 s left him nothing to play except his three point losing word.

The final game ended 291 to 292, in the un-named player’s favor. Mclatterson broke his keyboard in a fit of frustration.

His friends claim that he lost because he sucks at Scrabble and 291 is his highest score ever.

“First, he decides to play someone with a much higher rating than him. Then, for the first word, he played ‘home’ with the e right below the triple letter score.” long time friend, Betty Bo Boppy said. “As soon as I saw the ‘zee’ played for 32 points, I knew poor Frankie was in trouble.”

His long term girlfriend, HottieWooWoo, doesn’t think Scrabble is the best hobby for him.

“He started playing a few weeks ago, and I don’t think he has won a game yet.” HottieWooWoo said. “I told him to get into model trains or something he might get pleasure out of. I can’t see it being very fun losing over and over again. I am worried about him.”

Mclatterson declined comment but wrote us a statement and left it on our car.

“Please leave me and my friends alone. F(4)U(1)C(3)K(5 – triple letter) O(1)F(4)F(0-blank) 28 For the win jerk offs!”

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