The Special Stripper Stank is a think of the Past

(satire disclaimer) San Antonio, TX - A new scent removal product hitting store shelves this summer is sure to strike fear in the hearts of wives everywhere. New “StripperBGone” spray by the makers of Febreze promises to remove the conspicuous odors left on a man after visiting a strip club.

Stinky strippers like this will no longer break up long lasting marriages.

“This is exactly what I’ve been waiting for,” said Mario Stephens, “Now I don’t have to wear two pairs of clothes and rub tomato sauce all over my body after coming home from the gentleman’s club”.

StripperBGone also has plans to develop a “Stripper Insurance Policy” of sorts. The proposed “stripper insurance” would cover damages up to $10,000 if a significant other detects a stripper’s scent and vandalizes the owners person or property.

However, not everyone is singing the praises of this latest aroma sensation. Many married woman feel that this is a potentially deceptive tool in what they call “the war on marriage”. “Strippers smell like strippers for a reason,” said married woman Alexis Cooper, “strippers realize that we need a way of discovering the truth about where our men have been.”

While this is truly an innovative product, StripperBGone is not completely fool-proof. Sources tell us that the spray will be sold with a disclaimer notice that the product is not guaranteed to remove the scent of strippers with breasts larger than size 40EEE.