Strippers Still Affected by Last Years Hurricanes
Katrina and Rita Voice their Distaste for the Names of Last Years Disasters
(satire disclaimer) San Antonio, TX - 2005’s Hurricanes, Katrina and Rita seem to have caused more than just long felt pain and suffering in the devastated regions. Local San Antonio, Texas strippers Katrina and Rita say that the hurricanes have caused them a huge amount of financial damage as well. “We have had these names for 2 years! This is what all of our clients know us as! Now no one wants a lap dance from us!” said the big breasted pair. Local night club manager Jeremy Meyers thinks the damage will be felt for a long time to come. “These poor girls are just trying to pay their way through veterinary school, and now they can’t even pay for their G-strings.” Only time will tell how long these fine young woman will be paying the price for nature’s fury.
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lol!
This is so classic. I remember doing that, but I am not sure what the inspiration was.
But shit that stuff is funny. We used to be two sexy studs man.
Comment by Master Cricket — March 18, 2007 @ 8:03 am