Superheros That Didn’t Gain Entry Into The Justice League Of America

Filed under: People, The Jerk (satire) — Jonathan Shipley @ 4:17 pm

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The Upholsterer
Captain Ennui
Pretty Good Man
Thick Neck
The Daring Widget
Doctor Forgetful
Ankle Woman
The Proctor
Water Weight Gain Girl
Mondo Sprinkler
The Super, from your Subletted Apartment
The Human Waistcoat
Unction Boy
Dizzy and his Dysfunctional Family
Queasy Kid
Molting Jim
The Voracious Harpist
Xylo and the Mighty Mallets
Harbor Patrol


Burnt Cream
The Wandering Wonder
Dewey, the Decimal
Haggis Man
Wedding Cake Topper
The Trembling Spoon
The Plush Ottoman
Squid and the Kids
The Berserk Choreographer
The Human Viola
Septic Girl
Q-Tip
The Leaping Lunch Lady
Foghat
Captain Malt Ball
Half Ass
Dr. Narcissus and his Plate of Vanity
Ebony and Ivory
The Green Grocer
Ivan, the Russian Polyp
Lite Brite
The Muted Stereophonic Giant
Shish and the Ka-Bobs
Crab Pot

2 Comments »

  1. Instant classic. Nice work.

    Comment by Mark Garrison — May 25, 2007 @ 7:10 pm

  2. Is that a picture of Foghat or what?

    Interesting

    Comment by Master Cricket — May 26, 2007 @ 3:23 am

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