These days every restaurant and fast food joint has a selection of chicken sandwiches. From grilled to basic and fried, you can get all types of chicken sandwiches to please your fancy. The problem is, these sandwich creators don’t have the experience with chicken sandwiches needed to truly create what you are looking for. (more…)

Creating a stew takes a lot of time and hard work. Every time you make a stew, a celebration is required to give tribute to the love, dedication, and bloody sweat tears that went into making something that tastes oh so good.

How else can CricketSoda give tribute other than a video! Enjoy!

(satire disclaimer) The West Creek Elementary School has banned most forms of Mexican food including the “Exploding Motherload” burrito and “Omar’s Spicy Pepper Pouch” after an incident late yesterday morning involving an entire English class. According to preliminary reports, a male 3rd grade student went to fart on another students face “bare assed.” The victim suffered burns on 90% of his body, and later died at the hospital from extrema fart toxic shock. The doctor who tried to save the young student was also killed from a rare allergic reaction to extremely spicy peppers. (more…)

For kids Halloween is all about the candy and the costume, but once you hit a certain point, your costume falls down in rank to some of the more important things. Your older body just can’t handle that special prostitute outfit as well as it used to, and your taste for candy fades when the sugar starts to give you a headache. Halloween for many like me is a warm up of sorts for Thanksgiving. There are many traditional foods (most of them falling under the “treats” category) for Halloween participants to enjoy, many of which get neglected because candy is so easy to come by. Halloween is all about the food, and to celebrate this we have determined our favorites (listed in order best to worst below), how to make them, and why they are just so good to eat. (more…)