(satire disclaimer) : Lawmakers plan to announce a new form of justice this week; a coin with a image of death on one side, and prosperity on the other. This coin is to replace the current legal system and it set to save millions in court costs, at the same time speeding up the justice process giving the accused a much quicker trial than before. (more…)

(satire disclaimer) In a shocking development, it has been reported to the popular and always factual TMZ that the unborn fetus inside the belly of young child star Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant. (more…)

(Satire Disclaimer) According to local eye witness reports a “Slim Jim,” or a really skinny guy dressed up like Uncle Sam, was used to bust well known prostitute “Lady Liberty.” Miss Liberty had been running a prostitute ring for over a year, and have developed a brand known as “The Night of Liberation.” Police report that with this bust, there a no longer an costume wearing prostitutes left in the city. (more…)

Rockinton, GA - (satire disclaimer) Working late to finish up a project, employees of Smith, Smith, and John Interactive faced a disaster that promised to ruin the hard work of many. Fried egg sandwiches, with bacon and cheese, (on sourdough) delivered to the late night warriors caused extreme cramping. Soon, the only toilet in the building was clogged beyond repair, and the closed church across the street was the only option. (more…)

(satire disclaimer) The West Creek Elementary School has banned most forms of Mexican food including the “Exploding Motherload” burrito and “Omar’s Spicy Pepper Pouch” after an incident late yesterday morning involving an entire English class. According to preliminary reports, a male 3rd grade student went to fart on another students face “bare assed.” The victim suffered burns on 90% of his body, and later died at the hospital from extrema fart toxic shock. The doctor who tried to save the young student was also killed from a rare allergic reaction to extremely spicy peppers. (more…)